The Chronnoisseur

My life in the past couple days.

So, I’ve been off tumblr for a little bit. (yeah, it’s possible.) Reason being… I got a job at a smoke shop! I have to say, I love it. I just fucking love it. I’ve been working hard, man. Cleaning, Stocking, Seeing boxes get cut open only to bless us with sick Pieces, like the Left Coast and Darby pieces.

But.

People are SKUMBAGS. The other day I got my fucking bike stolen. I’m pretty fucking pissed that some fuck vandalized some property to steal my mode of transportation to work to sell it for money to use for something miscellaneous. I hope… I just hope you know you fucking suck, man. I hope that the day that you have to walk, it’s hot, humid, and you’re sober as fuck and miserable. If you’re on a bike, I hope it sucks and you get hit by some stupid tourist.

But on the bright side I have amazing managers that really care about us and a great friend, I got a brand new bike. (whaaaat) Big pimpin’, nigga! That shit is doopee. It’s a nice huffy beach cruiser. But wait, there’s more.

Not only did I get a fucking bike, I got a Zong. “Vintage” Zong Toy Comp. to be exact. No blue-dot here, my friend. Only thing is that it has a new diffused downstem that has only been used 3 times, including tonight. It hits like a champ. I love her. *babble babble babble* I’m too high to write.

Stay high, Friends.